Early Renaissance Deschi da Parto (Birth Tray)
(submitted by Emily)
Master of the Magdalene Legend, Madonna Nursing the Christ Child
Not sure if neck boob or goiter with nipple.
Afro Christ, throwing up the shocker. Real mature, J-Chrizzle.
Not to mention it gives a totally new meaning to turning the other cheek…
Lorenzo Lotto, Virgin and Child with Saints
Baby Jesus definitely just farted.
Gerard ter Borch, Portrait of Helena van der Schalcke as a Child
First, she will consume her Easter eggs. Then she will consume your soul.
Marco d’Antonio di Ruggero (Lo Zoppo), La Vierge et l’enfant entournés de huit anges
America’s Next Top Cherub
Unknown Artist, Portrait of the Deceased Boy with Vanitas Symbols (Flemish, 17th c. [not Renaissance. Don’t really care.])
Hans Baldung, The Three Ages of Man (detail)
That baby looks like he’s about to do his best creeper-owl impression by rotating his fat head a full 360º. Fuck a spinal column!
Filotesi dell Amatrice, Madonna delle Grazie
Holy fucking sprinkler titties!
Alonso Cano, Vision of St. Bernard
That’s some impressive distance, Madonna of the Super Soaker Boob.