Master of the Magdalene Legend, Madonna Nursing the Christ Child Not sure if neck boob or goiter with nipple.
Afro Christ, throwing up the shocker. Real mature, J-Chrizzle. Not to mention it gives a totally new meaning to turning the other cheek…
Gerard ter Borch, Portrait of Helena van der Schalcke as a Child First, she will consume her Easter eggs. Then she will consume your soul.
Marco d’Antonio di Ruggero (Lo Zoppo), La Vierge et l’enfant entournés de huit anges America’s Next Top Cherub
Unknown Artist, Portrait of the Deceased Boy with Vanitas Symbols (Flemish, 17th c. [not Renaissance. Don’t really care.]) Soooooooooooo emo
Hans Baldung, The Three Ages of Man (detail) That baby looks like he’s about to do his best creeper-owl impression by rotating his fat head a full 360º. Fuck a spinal column!
Alonso Cano, Vision of St. Bernard That’s some impressive distance, Madonna of the Super Soaker Boob.