Hans Baldung, Two Witches
Hey you guys! It’s baby Sloth! And I guess he’s been spray tanning?
Lorenzo Veneziano, La Vierge à la rose
SCOLIOSIS ALL AROUND!
Feeling bad about being single on Valentine’s Day? Fuck a swan — it’s kid tested, Leda approved!
DAT YE OLDE ASS.
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Workshop of Guilo Romano, A Mermaid Feeding Her Young.
Alright, I’m just going to say it: Octopussy?
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Real talk: Jesus is absolutely stoned out of his mind right now. He’s smoked himself stupid.
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Peter Paul Rubens, Bacchanal (detail)
Everyone remember, Rubenesque is just a nice sounding way to say that you’re seriously fucking obese. I mean, who knew that satyrs could have type 2 diabetes?
Maertin Van Heemskirk. St. Luke Painting the Virgin. 1532
DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?
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The gold and myrrh were much appreciated, but the frankinshits were regrettable, to say the least.
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Upper Rhenish School, Saint Anne, the Virgin Mary and the infant Jesus
I find it hard to believe that the single-hand, lower-abdomen baby clutch ever went out of style. Saint Anne has a vice grip, y’all.
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