Our Holy Father of the Botched Boob Job
(submitted by conglomeratiparty)
Don’t worry, guys, I was a Caesarean section baby, and this is actually totally accurate.
Listen guys, this really isn’t that weird. Osteoporosis is a very real danger, and this man is simply taking proactive steps to avoid it. Geez.
Silly baby, vertebrae don’t work that way.
Ah, my masterpiece is nearly complete! Now, I’ll just add a half-assed, unfinished ghost baby to the corner aaaand BAM, finished!