Upper Rhenish School, Saint Anne, the Virgin Mary and the infant Jesus
I find it hard to believe that the single-hand, lower-abdomen baby clutch ever went out of style. Saint Anne has a vice grip, y’all.
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Merry Christmas from our ugly-ass, Powder-looking family to yours!
Those Body of Christ Eucharist wafers must be fucking loaded with trans fats.
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Rogier van der Weyden, Madonna and Child
Now, I’ve never been a woman, but I feel pretty confident in my assertion that titties don’t look like that.
Giuliano Bugiardini, Scenes from the Story of Tobias (2)
Public intox isn’t cool, baby. Get your shit together.
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Dude, popcorn kernels in the back of your throat can be fucking tenacious. Sometimes extreme measures must be taken.
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Lorenzo Lotto, The Annunciation
“C’mon, Mary, stop being such a bitch. Just let God impregnate you, already! We got other shit to do!”
Albrecht Dürer, Mary with the Squatting Child
Not to be blasphemous, but I’m pretty sure Baby Jesus is dropping a Savior Steamer™ in fat Mama Mary’s lap.
You creepin’ on my snake dick, bro?
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Jokes on you! There’s chocolate inside of these motherfuckers!
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