Joachim Patinir, Penitence of Saint Jerome
And here we see a traditionally rendered painting of Saint Jerome, who appears to be tripping his fucking balls off.
Albrecht Dürer, Cupid the Honey Thief
OH GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BEES. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION.
Hieronymus Bosch, The Temptation of St. Anthony
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, MY HEAD IS A BARN. Also, there is definitely a guy taking a shit on the right side of the painting. That’s fun.
Joachim Patinir, Überfahrt in die Unterwelt (detail)
Hemingway’s sequel to The Old Man & The Sea takes an unexpectedly kinky turn…
Andreas Ritzos, Virgin of the Passion
“Oh hey, what’s up, weird little bird angel guy? Hang on, I can’t see you, let me just rotate my head in the creepiest way imaginable, like I’m some kind of goddamn owl. Cool? Cool.”
TITTY TWISTER! PURPLE NURPLE!
Andrea del Sarto, Madonna and Child with the Young St John.
OK, del Sarto, let’s look at St. John. That’s not foreshortening, bud, those are goddamn T-Rex arms.
(submitted by art invaded)
The Christ Child gazes into your soul… and also somewhere over your shoulder, I guess. I’m not really sure.
Bernardino Luini, The Christ Child and the Infant John the Baptist with a Lamb
This gives a totally new meaning to the Sermon on the Mount, huh?
(via gif maker extraordinaire, Lulandia)
Hans Baldung, Madonna Mit Dem Papageien
¡SQUAWK! Polly wants a nipple! Polly wants a nipple! ¡SQUAWK!
(submitted by Charles — hello, France!)
