Martino di Bartolome, The Legend of St. Stephen
Seriously poor choice of babysitter, you guys. Mrs. Doubtfire? More like Mrs. Hellfire, amirite? Eh, eh?
(submitted by Justin)
Joos van Cleve and Workshop, The Infants Christ and Saint John the Baptist Embracing
Hieronymus Bosch, Christ Child with a Walking Frame
Fuck everything about this. Paranormal Activity: Renaissance Edition
Paolo Veronese, The Holy Family with St Catherine and the Infant St John
Peekaboo, bitch!
Geertgen Tot Sint Jans, Virgin and Child
Baby J, gettin’ jiggy with it!
Hans Memling, Virgin Suckling the Child
Hmm. Yeah, let’s just stick the boob right there on the neck. That seems right.
Hieronymus Bosch, Adoration of the Child
That cow is dangerously close to snacking on some baby dick.
Leonardo Da Vinci, Madonna with the Carnation (detail)
Our Holy Mother of the Michelin Man
Giovanni Caroto, Portrait of a Boy Holding a Child’s Drawing
Oh. My. God. RECURSIVE UGLINESS. WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER.
BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPPPPPP!
Judith Leyster, A Boy and a Girl with a Cat and an Eel
Mr. Snugglesworth is NOT HAPPY.
