UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES CAPTION CONTEST WINNER
We received nearly 200 entries, and are happy to announce our winner, the mysteriously named “Viklets”. Mr/Ms Viklets, please email us to arrange for your wholly unimpressive, incredibly inexpensive prize. And now, the winning caption:

"Baby Jesus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Breast"

We received so many great captions that we wanted to post a few of our other favorites, in no particular order:

"Lady Madonna: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Latex"
"Madonna of the Migratory Breasts"
"Our Lady of the Alexander McQueen fashion show"

Thanks again to all who entered, and don’t forget that we’re always on the look out for Ugly Baby submissions here on tumblr or emailed to jessandbrock@gmail.com

UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES CAPTION CONTEST WINNER

We received nearly 200 entries, and are happy to announce our winner, the mysteriously named “Viklets”. Mr/Ms Viklets, please email us to arrange for your wholly unimpressive, incredibly inexpensive prize. And now, the winning caption:

"Baby Jesus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Breast"

We received so many great captions that we wanted to post a few of our other favorites, in no particular order:

"Lady Madonna: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Latex"

"Madonna of the Migratory Breasts"

"Our Lady of the Alexander McQueen fashion show"

Thanks again to all who entered, and don’t forget that we’re always on the look out for Ugly Baby submissions here on tumblr or emailed to jessandbrock@gmail.com

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