Ugly Renaissance Babies

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UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES CAPTION CONTEST WINNER We received nearly 200 entries, and are happy to announce our winner, the mysteriously named “Viklets”. Mr/Ms Viklets, please email us to arrange for your wholly unimpressive, incredibly inexpensive prize. And now, the winning caption: “Baby Jesus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Breast” We received so many great captions that we wanted to post a few of our other favorites, in no particular order: “Lady Madonna: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Latex” “Madonna of the Migratory Breasts” “Our Lady of the Alexander McQueen fashion show” Thanks again to all who entered, and don’t forget that we’re always on the look out for Ugly Baby submissions here on tumblr or emailed to jessandbrock@gmail.com

UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES CAPTION CONTEST WINNER

We received nearly 200 entries, and are happy to announce our winner, the mysteriously named “Viklets”. Mr/Ms Viklets, please email us to arrange for your wholly unimpressive, incredibly inexpensive prize. And now, the winning caption:

“Baby Jesus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Breast”

We received so many great captions that we wanted to post a few of our other favorites, in no particular order:

“Lady Madonna: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Latex”

“Madonna of the Migratory Breasts”

“Our Lady of the Alexander McQueen fashion show”

Thanks again to all who entered, and don’t forget that we’re always on the look out for Ugly Baby submissions here on tumblr or emailed to jessandbrock@gmail.com

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    oh my fuck help
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    what the hell omg
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    During that time period, it was popular to implant glass globes. I’m assuming that’s where the anatomy in those insane...
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    …I have seen collarboob before, but armpit boob is new to me.
  10. distilled-detritus reblogged this from golden-zephyr and added:
    man! those boobs are practically in her arm pits!
  11. mclauer reblogged this from ereyes312 and added:
    It’s amusing seeing this now after studying it in art history class in college.
  12. golden-zephyr reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    ^^^
  13. onceuponanotsolongtimeago reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    They… look like they are attached to her shoulders or something…..
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  15. masteradept reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    I was thinking the same damn thing, and not even a modern one but one from like 10 years back.
  16. myjourneymythoughts reblogged this from thegoddamazon and added:
    Why is the Madonna an alien?? And why are they albino? And also, wtf is up with the red and blue people in the...
  17. thegoddamazon reblogged this from digatisdi and added:
    LMFAO her titty look like a botched implant. xD These men who paint this shit ain’t never seen real titties a day in the...
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    THIS IS THE ONE I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE ABOUT
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    FUCK is wrong with her breasts!?