The Kids Aren’t AlrightUgly Renaissance BabiesTumblr (3.0; @uglyrenaissancebabies)http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/C’mon, baby, how about a little tongue? <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15ff22a041993ae70cbda09f28b6e945/tumblr_mmt6zuywGA1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>C’mon, baby, how about a little tongue? </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/50998390668http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/50998390668Tue, 21 May 2013 12:07:10 -0500NOOOO!!! WHY DID I EAT SO MANY GODDAMN CUPCAKES?! <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff386d9872f4f6a7323b043f17bb4d6d/tumblr_mmsp8aPRph1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NOOOO!!! WHY DID I EAT SO MANY GODDAMN CUPCAKES?! </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/50424531046http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/50424531046Tue, 14 May 2013 10:48:10 -0500Call me Benjamin Button one more time and I’ll make you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6f122ba86d77ef14dd0d5da49007c74/tumblr_mm4mnwnKeh1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Call me Benjamin Button one more time and I’ll <em>make</em> you turn the other cheek. </p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://sarahmercer.tumblr.com/">Sarah Mercer</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/49364073425http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/49364073425Wed, 01 May 2013 10:50:20 -0500“Listen up, brotha! No tomb can hold Christ the Destroyer!...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9582f55a7ccbd1c0fe8239f2d105b72e/tumblr_mlrrvn2sao1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Listen up, brotha! No tomb can hold Christ the Destroyer! After three days, I am BACK! And I’m looking at YOU, Ultimate Warrior! I’m comin’ for ya! You’d better say your prayers and eat your vitamins, because there’s no hiding from The Lord of the Ring! <span>YOU. ME. WRESTLEMANIA. STEEL CAGE. </span><em>It’s ON, brotha! </em><em>OOOHHHH YEAHHHH! WOOOOO!”</em></p> <p><em>(submitted by Michael Obeiter)</em></p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/48783126648http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/48783126648Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:14:11 -0500I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly I...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d81bdc74971a50e9ede87474ff4d1937/tumblr_mlcto6YCtU1r6f0d9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly</em></p> <p><em>I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly</em></p> <p><em>I don’t think you’re ready for this</em></p> <p><em>‘Cause my booty’s too Bubblicious for ya, babe</em></p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://britishmiraclediet.tumblr.com/">britishmiraclediet</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/48124021188http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/48124021188Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:28:54 -0500Apparently Eugene Mirman is the son of god? Go figure. My money...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c83bb667d09367b0203653953cb00ee0/tumblr_mky8rhgB1R1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Apparently <a href="http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE5MjM1NzY0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODkwODgxNw@@._V1._SY314_CR15,0,214,314_.jpg">Eugene Mirman</a> is the son of god? Go figure. My money would have been on John Hodgman. </p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://ohzephyr.tumblr.com/">ohzephyr</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/47470166823http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/47470166823Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:30:53 -0500Hey. Hey, Mary. Hey. Hey. Why the long face? (submitted by...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bab95ffc3812a4fb03357c16ac4e616/tumblr_mkmrfz7xGV1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey.</p> <p>Hey, Mary.</p> <p>Hey.</p> <p><em>Hey.</em></p> <p>Why the long face?</p> <p>(submitted by Kristjan)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/46934937727http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/46934937727Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:43:11 -0500Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b678e629f4fc49a54b0be52907badb59/tumblr_mk7xpnis4r1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/46248849533http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/46248849533Mon, 25 Mar 2013 08:34:35 -0500Just a little off the top and taper the sides,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe0a5962b4d0c765d7a764ba684e90e5/tumblr_mjx55v2a7w1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a little off the top and taper the sides, please.</p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://theirskills.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">theirSkills</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/45765569037http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/45765569037Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:41:55 -0500After a few years, the bathing of Christ became suuuuuper...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c4d60b81a86a3879a109e968dd21046/tumblr_mjk0dyPb0i1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After a few years, the bathing of Christ became suuuuuper awkward. </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/45192169655http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/45192169655Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:29:58 -0500pyroland: This is in an art book I have and omfg i can’t stop...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d69a4d840204a858f12405d414ca162/tumblr_miy2g950z31qkqz2ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pyroland.tumblr.com/post/44231181079/this-is-in-an-art-book-i-have-and-omfg-i-cant">pyroland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is in an art book I have and omfg i can’t stop laughing at it</p> <p>“St. Nicholas Refusing His Mother’s Milk” is the title. The artist isn’t known.</p> </blockquote> <p>This makes the act of leaving milk out for St. Nick just a liiiiiitle bit Freudien, doesn’t it? YOU’RE ALL SICK. </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/44720795643http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/44720795643Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:16:57 -0600 Hans Baldung, Two Witches Hey you guys! It’s baby Sloth!...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c4d3171eddfbeadc6bfeb00f66f385a5/tumblr_mixufkdJsG1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span></span></p> <p>Hans Baldung, <em>Two Witches</em></p> <p><em>Hey you guys! </em>It’s baby Sloth! And I guess he’s been spray tanning? </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/44222161641http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/44222161641Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:14:08 -0600Lorenzo Veneziano, La Vierge à la rose SCOLIOSIS ALL AROUND! <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbe7aef4d48a95aa3f37465457742e6a/tumblr_mf2uf5SGSl1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lorenzo Veneziano,<em> La Vierge à la rose</em></p> <p>SCOLIOSIS ALL AROUND! </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/43498295115http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/43498295115Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:36:57 -0600Feeling bad about being single on Valentine’s Day? Fuck a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87c4fd761a113a0a2010f1124d8c78ad/tumblr_mi2d6hNVlI1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Feeling bad about being single on Valentine’s Day? Fuck a swan — it’s kid tested, Leda approved! </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/43084047316http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/43084047316Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:24:36 -0600DAT YE OLDE ASS.  (created by Friend of the Blog Lulandia)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8052a51e4be0a868710c611766224830/tumblr_mi2cmy2iJD1r6f0d9o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>DAT YE OLDE ASS. </p> <p>(created by Friend of the Blog <a href="http://lulandia.tumblr.com/post/42583716604/clenching-grace" target="_blank">Lulandia</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/42846477701http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/42846477701Mon, 11 Feb 2013 10:04:10 -0600Workshop of Guilo Romano, A Mermaid Feeding Her...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/507a3a7dafaf2492790acf49fda5e945/tumblr_mhgxutZp9R1r6f0d9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><p class="intro"><span>Workshop of Guilo Romano, </span><em>A Mermaid Feeding Her Young</em><span>. </span></p> <p class="intro"><span> </span></p> <p class="intro"><span>Alright, I’m just going to say it: Octopussy?</span></p> <p class="intro"><span> </span></p> <p class="intro">(submitted by <a href="http://rebeccarobertsonart.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rebeccarobertsonart</a>)</p></p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/42274940566http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/42274940566Mon, 04 Feb 2013 08:36:00 -0600Real talk:  Jesus is absolutely stoned out of his mind right...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/089dbb26e5d68149f66470398a34b65b/tumblr_mhcj38bNdx1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Real talk:  Jesus is absolutely stoned out of his mind right now. He’s smoked himself stupid. </p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://meme-traduction.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">meme-traduction</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/41709229395http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/41709229395Mon, 28 Jan 2013 11:25:56 -0600Peter Paul Rubens, Bacchanal (detail) Everyone remember,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/665cca9b286c13c4969a2b4ca2dff63a/tumblr_mh1d5zmCql1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Peter Paul Rubens, <em>Bacchanal (detail)</em></p> <p>Everyone remember, <em>Rubenesque</em> is just a nice sounding way to say that you’re seriously fucking obese. I mean, who knew that satyrs could have type 2 diabetes? </p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/41201406067http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/41201406067Tue, 22 Jan 2013 10:44:23 -0600Maertin Van Heemskirk. St. Luke Painting the Virgin. 1532 DO...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1a8bd1152f46acaa96d57abc21e8247/tumblr_mfdvq5kL4I1r6f0d9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Maertin Van Heemskirk. <em>St. Luke Painting the Virgin</em>. 1532</p> <p>DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?</p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://jcancelliere.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">jcancellier</a>)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/40600794954http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/40600794954Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:28:24 -0600The gold and myrrh were much appreciated, but the frankinshits...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7636d78d88efde9fcc9415c132e26986/tumblr_mg9lriT4zs1r6f0d9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The gold and myrrh were much appreciated, but the frankinshits were regrettable, to say the least. </p> <p>(submitted by JeffaBean)</p>http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/39935911802http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/39935911802Mon, 07 Jan 2013 10:57:18 -0600